RANGERS TITLES TO BE STRIPPED?
Says who? …not us!
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Help us keep elephants out of the room!
As Celtic, yet again, meddle in the affairs of the dignified ranks of Scottish football’s magnificent administrators, Record Sports, yet again, finds itself asking, “If there’s an elephant in the room, why can’t we see any shit?”
However, due to the overwhelming pressure from our customer demographic, we have decided to start a campaign to rid ourselves of any troublesome elephants which may force themselves into our design department and trample over our pristine Ibrox Season Ticket adverts artwork.
GREEN BRIGANDS UPDATE!
Just because it has all gone quiet on the emerald enemy front doesn’t mean that we can‘t bring you another EXCLUSIVE startling revelation.
It has come to the attention of RECORD SPORT that some within the ranks of the Green Brigade are wasting taxpayer’s money by pleading not guilty to numerous charges of destabilising the status quo.
Francis Rossi responded to our enquiries with a terse, “Who?”
There are still plenty tickets left for Rangers’ next home game. Available from: www.rangers.co.uk/tickets.
Now, it’s late but there’s still time for a wee song.
“If you hate the f***** Celtic clap yer hands…”