MASSIVE RANGERS STORY
But Gers keep details under wraps!
As Celtic falter to an inglorious Euro victory, RECORD SPORT can reveal that there is a really big story about to emerge from Ibrox Stadium.
The details are currently a little sketchy but our sources assure us it is really, really big. Possibly the biggest story to hit the headlines for decades. As we go to Press, the magnitude of the Rangers story cannot be overstated. It’s HUGE! One insider excitedly proclaimed that ‘this is colossal!’
Cynics may say that this story has been placed by Rangers’ PR consultants to knock the news of Celtic’s £30M Euro cash jackpot off the back pages, but nothing could be further from the truth. And, anyway, we couldn’t possibly run with any other football story this morning.
Those wishing to keep abreast of this emerging story should stay away from social media. You’ll only get bombarded there with happy, clappy stories about Celtic FC.
DON’T THINK WE’VE FORGOTTEN!
The RECORD SPORT’s intelligence gathering continues unabated despite the latest attempt by the Green Brigade to masquerade as a football supporters group.
The fact that our calls to the British Government to smash this emerald cult have fallen on deaf ears, will not dissuade us from utilising the perceived threat to our national security as a legitimate smokescreen to deflect from the utter shamble currently playing out down Ibrox way.
As sure as the chimes of Big Ben will bring in the New Year, we at Record Sport will be unceasingly vigilant on behalf of all loyal and true Bears. Let there be no doubt about that.
There are still plenty tickets left for Rangers’ next home game. Available from: www.rangers.co.uk/tickets