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EUREKA! GERS ON COURSE FOR THE 55

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EUREKA! GERS ON COURSE FOR THE 55

Green side of the city set to lose focus on the main prize!

As the tactical genius, Pedro Caixinha, takes another great stride towards domestic dominance, the team on the east side of the  City who wear green on their kits and even sometimes on their feet, are on a crash course to SPFL humiliation.

In their determination to waste their energies on away trips to the European mainland, the green team are set to come a cropper on football pitches across the length and breadth of Scotland. It’s not really Record Sport’s place to warn them of their folly so, we won’t.

See our full-colour 8 page SPFL pull-out inside.

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WE TAKE IT ALL BACK. YOU’RE A DICK, DAVE!

Right, Davey boy, what the f**k is going on? You said that if Record Sport talked up the new signings, you’d let Keith back in the fold.

From where we are standing it looks like another load of bullshit, bad management that can only lead to our award-winning journalist looking like a real twat.

The only saving grace is that the Mighty Mighty Gers can now concentrate on going for the 55. If you have any sense of loyalty to the journalism fraternity you’ll leave us to pick the starting line-up in future. The first stipulation is that Lee Wallace and Kenny Miller must never be dropped. We need to look after our dressing room moles, after all. Oh, ..and, could you see your way to managing the surprise resignation of that manager who, obviously, doesn’t get our ‘culture’.

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